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Long-form journalism, investigations, and essays from the print edition.

Mr Blobby Has a Cold
Tom Nicholson

Mr Blobby Has a Cold

There are two men inside the monster, and one is desperate to get out.

18 April 2023
From Rushdie with Love
Asad Raza

From Rushdie with Love

A guide to making millions from your postcolonial trauma.

18 April 2023
Mr Martin Bought the School
Mark Blacklock

Mr Martin Bought the School

An investigation into Queen Ethelburga’s, a fee-paying school in Yorkshire, whose proprietor is a convicted paedophile.

18 April 2023
The  Definitive Guide to Scouseness
Josh Mcloughlin

The Definitive Guide to Scouseness

One of Southport’s own studies the tribes of Merseyside.

26 March 2023
A Freak Is a Long Time in Politics
The Fence

A Freak Is a Long Time in Politics

Here’s the strongest squad of freaks ever assembled, who could take on any opposition: past or present, at home or abroad.

1 December 2022
Blair’s Blokes
The Fence

Blair’s Blokes

A collection of essays on the men who stood tall in the age of Sir Tony.

23 November 2022
Inside Brampton Manor
Francis Martin

Inside Brampton Manor

A stark report from inside the Newham school that can’t stay out of the headlines.

17 December 2021
Buy and Shell
Tomas Weber

Buy and Shell

Inside the battle for Fabergé's last eggs.

7 October 2021
Almost Famous
Joe Muggs

Almost Famous

For almost ten years, one writer has been trying to make his child's nursery school teacher into a superstar.

1 October 2021
The Golden Snitch
Andrew Kersley

The Golden Snitch

They genuinely exist: the quidditch fanatics who don’t like Harry Potter.

25 September 2021
Why Are You Asking Me This?
The Fence

Why Are You Asking Me This?

We asked a host of eminent minds a series of inane questions.

25 July 2021
Club Couture
Jade Angeles Fitton

Club Couture

You've been subpoena’d by Anna Wintour! An inside look at London Fashion Week.

25 July 2021